You ever hear of a shemale surprise? I didn’t until I met my new neighbor Henrietta. I’m a dirty old cougar. I fuck anything, including chicks. So when she stopped by to introduce herself to me, I seized the opportunity to get some pussy. I’m in my sexual prime, horny 24/7 and there was no cock around the house. Henrietta was an exotic beauty, so I seduced her. She apparently had no issue with me being a chick. I remember thinking what luck I had getting a hot bisexual or lesbian neighbor.
We were making out on my couch. I had my hands fondling her boobs, she was finger fucking my pussy, we were kissing like horny teens. I started to tug down her panties when it hit me. I mean literally hit me. Her big ass 10 inch hard cock smacked me in the face. My hot chick neighbor had a dick. A huge dick too. I was a bit stunned, because she was gorgeous. I mean completely passable. Hotter than most of the trailer park whores who are all woman. But this did not upset me. I love cock as a cougar cum slut. So, I swallowed Henrietta’s shaft. Showed my new neighbor how lucky she was to have a big dick sucker tramp like me living next door.
I may have gotten a panty surprise, but Henrietta got a shock too. She had no idea that I was such a dirty cum slut whore until I was begging her to fuck my ass and dump a gallon of jizz in my asshole so I could shit it out and lick it up. I went ass to mouth with her cock too. I slurped my ass juices off her big dick after she came. Yummy musky spunk was just what I needed. Oh, and a hardcore ass fucking. I don’t usually like surprises, but a shemale surprise is the best kind of surprise in my opinion.