Monthly Archive: May 2017

Pop! Goes the Penis!

tranny phone sex ‘Round and ’round the big dance club
The faggot  chased the tranny,
The faggot thought ’twas all in fun till
Pop! Goes the penis!

He thought she was gonna be free,
He thought she was gonna be easy
But that wasn’t the case so
Pop! Goes the penis!

A hundred to kiss the tip
A thousand for a fuck
That’s the way you get what you need,
Pop! Goes the penis!

Pounding and pounding so deep and hard,
The faggot took it all
He loved it so much that he screamed like a bitch
Pop! Goes the penis!

A half a pound of thick creamy cum,
A half a pound or more
Pick it up and slurp it down
Pop! Goes the penis!

Up and down the faggot’s head bobs
Cock jammed In and out of the mouth
That’s the way the story always goes,
Pop! Goes the penis!

I’ve no time to listen to whines
I’ve no time to be bored
I’ll fuck you quick and then I’m all gone
Pop! Goes the penis!

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Tranny Phone Sex Mistress

tranny phone sexTranny phone sex for Memorial Day? Guys are off work today. Instead of barbecuing and doing yard work, they are calling me: their special girlfriend. I have a confession. I love being a sugar baby with a twist for married men who can’t get enough of my sexy tranny dick. Look at me? In a bathing suit, no one can guess my secret. You found me on a phone sex site, so you saw my nude pictures. You don’t have to guess what I am hiding. You fell in love when you saw me. You want to spoil me. I am very lucky that men enjoy spoiling me. I am a very good phone girlfriend to the right man. I am not a submissive girl, but if your cock and wallet are nice, I can be your loving girlfriend. Face it, I can take care of you in ways your wife cannot, even if she wanted to, right? Your wife could suck your cock and fuck you 5 times a day, but she can never fuck you in the ass with a real 10 inch sexy tranny cock. That’s the one thing she doesn’t have that you want and need. You know you stroke your cock thinking of my cock up your tight back door pussy. I think of your tight ass too. You are not some little fag with a well worn ass hole. You are a married man. Sophisticated, educated, handsome, financially secure with a tight virgin ass. I also think about you pampering me, worshiping my cock and taking me shopping for pretty new clothes. I love trying things on for you in the changing room at Victoria Secret. Have you ever been fucked against a mirror in a changing room? Trust me it is a hot encounter. The way this works is you spoil me, I fuck you.  Are you ready?

Sexy Shemale Carla

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Shemale Chat Girls Can Cater to All Your Fetishes

shemale chatShemale chat girls are sexy. We tend to have sultry lower toned voices. We also tend to be very open minded and into just about any kink. Of course, the biggest kink my callers want is my ten inch cock up their asses.  Many, however, have other kinks and fetishes as well. I talk to panty boys, sissy boys, subby bitches and cuckolds. I even have quite a few smoking, pantyhose and foot fetish guys too. I am tall and leggy, as well as a smoker so I often do calls in black stockings, a garter belt, high heels with a cigarette in my mouth. I am a bitch in charge.  I am a dominant tranny, so I do cater to a variety of fetishes. Last night, panty boys and sissy boys were coming out in droves. I guess all the mommy’s boys were looking for someone to be their mommy on Mother’s Days. I played a very special mommy to several guys. I will never be a mommy, but it was fun to dress up my little boys in frilly clothes and panties and then fuck their little boy asses. I get the desire for dominate women. You need mommy or a chick with a dick to sissify you because you know you aren’t a man. You get lost in boxers so panties keep your tiny package snug. I may be a sexy shemale, but I can do more than just fuck you. I can cater to all your kinks and fetishes too.

Sexy Shemale Carla

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Tranny phone sex is just what you need

tranny phone sexTranny phone sex is just what you need, it’s the best way to get started with a girl like me and you never know where it could lead us. I know you’re intimidated by this giant cock of mine but you really shouldn’t be. I just know that if you relax I’ll be able to slide this cock all the way down your throat or up your ass… and you’re going to love every single second of it! My friend Ben was terrified of my beautiful cock the first time he saw it, he said that he wanted it so bad but had never been so scared in his life! But you know what? We took it slow and eventually he was easily able to take the whole thing! I let him take it at his own pace, he started off just licking and sucking the tip but with a little gentle encouragement he soon was deep throating my cock like he’d been doing it for years! I made him beg me to fuck his ass tho, I wanted him to want it bad before I gave it to him! His ass was so tight that it had to hurt him but he kept begging for more until finally I just gave him the pounding of a lifetime! I know you’ll be able to take it all too baby!

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Sexy Shemale Mariana

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Tranny Phone Sex is Not Black and White

tranny phone sexTranny phone sex isn’t black and white. Guys call me all the time assuming that since I am mostly woman, I must be a submissive bitch. Never assume. This is 2017. This is the year that the Person of the Year was a transsexual. I may have female hormones cursing through my veins, but that doesn’t mean that I am a bitch. I do not fall to my knees to suck your cock. You fall to your knees to suck my cock. My 10 inch hard cock. I don’t keep house for you. You clean my house. Yes, you read that correctly. Just because I have tits and a hot ass, doesn’t mean I cook and clean. If you want to get with me, then you need to spoil me. You need to be my sissy maid and win my favor, especially if you have a rather small short coming! I am not your typical shemale chat chick. I am a domme tranny. I can afford to be selective because not only am I fucking hot, but I am also well endowed. My dick is bigger than your dick. That means you are the female in our relationship. You worship my dick. You cook me dinner.  You clean my house. You pamper me. You get fucked. Do you think you can handle not being in charge?

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Sexy Shemale Carla

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Tranny Phone Sex: Are You a Top or a Bottom?

tranny phone sexTranny phone sex can go a few directions. You can talk to a sexy submissive shemale or a bitch in charge with a dick. Or, you can get a sexy little switch like me. The size of your cock is what determines which shemale you get when you call me. Most of my callers have small dicks. A small dick gets my ten inch cock in your ass or mouth, not the other way around. A cock comparable in size, say about 8 inches or more, you get to decide if you want to be a top or a bottom. I am a pretty shemale with a big sexy tranny cock. That means I can be selective. Fugly shemales, you know ones who look like transvestites or drag queens, don’t have the luxury of being selective like I do. When you look like me, you get the cream of the crop too. Most of the men who sniff around me are married and wealthy. They are not fags; just bisexual curious men or men who just don’t mind a nice big dick when everything else is perfect. I work very hard to look this good because I like quality men. Men who won’t treat me as a fag or a sissy or a bitch. I demand to be spoiled and pampered. You take care of me and I will take care of you in ways you never imagined. If you have a nice cock, you get the most amazing head of your life. Trust me, I will suck your cock better than an army of natural born women. I swallow too. Now you must have a manly cock for the pleasure of my mouth! The pleasure of my very tight back door pussy too. So, are you a top or a bottom?

Sexy Shemale Carla

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